Relaxing

(Open on a brother and sister sitting in a Turkish Bathhouse in Budapest, she in her mismatched two-piece bathing suit, and he in his gaudy American board shorts.)

Brother: What pisses you off more? That 25 year-old girl over there making out with that 50 year-old guy or the fact that if you came here on a Monday, Wednesday, or Thursday they wouldn't let you in because you're a woman?

Sister: What would gross you out more? Having to share one of those mini side baths with that 25 year-old girl and her 50 year-old boyfriend or coming here on a Monday, Wednesday, or Thursday and having to see all these old Hungarian guys in the nude?

Brother: Touché.